Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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