where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
