i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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