im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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