Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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