your thong is hanging out like whoa
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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