After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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