Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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