Whatcha textin bout Willis?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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