i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
40s are totally the cure
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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