Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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