hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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