Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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