it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
