Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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