ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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