Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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