Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We have so much sex to catch up on
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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