fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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