New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
