the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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