You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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