U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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