OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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