he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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