Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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