We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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