Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
