You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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