O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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