who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There r osticjed everywhere
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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