windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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