She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dick very happy bro
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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