He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this just has baby written all over it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize