What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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