She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
These tits shall not be calmed
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