He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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