Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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