my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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