Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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