So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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