Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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