so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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