he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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