this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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