I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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