Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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