I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
be right there i have to get my cape
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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