how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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