i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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