As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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